Dislike most of these names, specifically Pelini, Kiffin, Muschamp, Cutcliffe, Schiano, Petrino, Chizik, Tressel. You want someone to breathe life into a stagnant program, to bring excitement. You have to go young with this hire. Scott Frost, Mike Norvell would be at the absolute top of my list. Young, offensive-minded coordinators who are ready to take over a Power 5 program. I don't want some old HC who's been around the block for years. I want a guy who can excite recruits and bring energy.
I can see why you'd dislike a lot of those guys, but why do you dislike Kiffin? Kiffin gets such a bad rap. Anything involving Al Davis gets thrown out in my opinion.
He had Tennessee infused with talent and turned around in one year there. The reason everyone was so pissed that he left there was because he was actually doing a really good job. Then he went to USC and the sanctions killed him, although he did go 10-2 one of the years. And he's been a smashing success as the coordinator at Alabama. He's an offensive mind with swagger, charisma, and a terrific recruiter. He could also bring Ed Orgeron who is one of the top recruiters in the game. He gets a bad rep because people hate on him for leaving Tennessee but he left for his dream job. Any coach would have made that move.