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[DJ MC]

That Chris Davis has a Jessica Simpson looking wife too, and that ain't like turnin' chicken shit into chicken salad...

What's that about tuna?

 

(Yeah, yeah, I can see 2002 on the caller ID. I'm letting it go to voicemail).

[Oriole85]

That Chris Davis has a Jessica Simpson looking wife too, and that ain't like turnin' chicken shit into chicken salad...

Someone I grew up with, her boyfriend lives near the Davis' in Baltimore, she's a fan of Jill.

[fishteacher]

Someone I grew up with, her boyfriend lives near the Davis' in Baltimore, she's a fan of Jill.

Jill WHO?  Jill Davis?  I'm so confused...I'm a fan of his wife also...something about money and hot women...you ever see those NASCAR DORKS and their "ugly as hell wives?!"  Nope...me neither...it doesn't exist.  Money draws hot women like Rocky's sweatshit draws flies!

[Chris B]

Lot of carry on that McLouth flyout to LF.

[Chris B]

I still remember going crazy watching the Machado fake-out.

[Oriole85]

Jill WHO?  Jill Davis?  I'm so confused...I'm a fan of his wife also...something about money and hot women...you ever see those NASCAR DORKS and their "ugly as hell wives?!"  Nope...me neither...it doesn't exist.  Money draws hot women like Rocky's sweatshit draws flies!

I think she's met her a few times. She knows I'm a huge O's fan and left a comment on my wall last year after one of the games.

[Oriole85]

I still remember going crazy watching the Machado fake-out.

Tonight is the reintroduction to the Orioles game.

[fishteacher]

I'm glad Krukker says that maybe "SOMEDAY" Manny can win a gold glove...um, hey dumbass, he may win it this year!

[Matt]

Sammy, now are we allowed to say Casilla is a better defender than Flaherty?

[fishteacher]

Sure...The Yankees really hope A-rod can be back by the AS Break....I'm sure. 

[fishteacher]

Of course, A-rod's getting paid 25+ million to sit on his ASS and throw sunflower seeds into his mouth...poorly may I add.  Douchebag!

[fishteacher]

Oh....and for Jeter....

[fishteacher]

I need DP for my bunghole!!!!!!  Suck it Yankees!

[You Play to Win the Game]

Nice 5-4-3 DP to double up the speedy Gardner.

[fishteacher]

I need DP for my bunghole!!!!!!  Suck it Yankees!

Edit (DP...stands for double play...nto double penetration).

[fishteacher]

We finally understand why he taps his arm after a HR...very cool.  Humble kid...I think he's a keeper!

[fishteacher]

Anyone alive in here?!

[Chris B]

I'm here...just not much to say so far.

 

Jones with only 1 walk so far this season is pretty depressing.

[Bosibus]

Can anyone pull up data if nicks Ks this year are on inside pitches more than most? I am trying to see if last year's injury has scared him a bit on inside pitches this year.

[fishteacher]

This game is boring honestly...