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SOSH Greatest Hits 2016

Started by Pedro Cerrano , Apr 11 2016 04:55 PM

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#21 DJ MC

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Posted 03 June 2016 - 08:38 AM

Let RShack back so we can gas him again.

Ok, that's funny.

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#22 Pedro Cerrano

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Posted 03 June 2016 - 08:40 AM

"Just picked up a single for tomorrow night's game...hoping to get a chance to watch a sweep! Joe Kelly, bring back your no-hit ways."

That was from the previous game thread but it made me lol. Hope you had a great time ass fuck!

There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note

"Now OPS sucks. Got it."

"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."

"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty

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#23 Pedro Cerrano

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Posted 03 June 2016 - 08:40 AM

Ok, that's funny.

lol!!! Great find. Not sure how I missed that.

There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note

"Now OPS sucks. Got it."

"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."

"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty

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#24 Pedro Cerrano

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Posted 03 June 2016 - 08:41 AM

"We've arranged for RShack's Canadian cousin to sit next to you tonight. Enjoy the game, eh. BTW, did someone stuff him in a locker last night? He seemed to abruptly disappear after setting us straight on Machado's clearly legal slide."

He's making friends all over the internets!

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There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note

"Now OPS sucks. Got it."

"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."

"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty

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#25 You Play to Win the Game

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Posted 03 June 2016 - 08:48 AM

After Machado's 3-run homer vs. Tazawa...

Next time don't walk Ryan Flaherty to start the inning

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#26 Pedro Cerrano

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Posted 03 June 2016 - 08:50 AM

After Machado's 3-run homer vs. Tazawa...

How prescient of that poster! Those guys over there are just such good baseball fans and they're level headed and they know their stuff and I wish I was one of them and their game threads are awes....slob slob slob slob....cough cough cough cough....slob slob slob slob

#deepthroat

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"Now OPS sucks. Got it."

"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."

"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty

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#27 bnickle

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Posted 03 June 2016 - 08:52 AM

Great crowd over there. Shack is right to make that his permanent home.

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#28 RShack

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Posted 03 June 2016 - 10:08 AM

Ok, that's funny.

I told you guys that in the game thread ;-)

They had BABIP (their Death character) scythe me as a sacrifice to the baseball gods, right before the double that set off Ubaldo's meltdown... then, after the O's came back and scored umpteen runs, they wanted BABIP to let me back in so he could scythe me again... they had run out of luck and had no other O's fans there for BABIP to sacrifice...

They were unlikely to let me back during the game... but if they did, I wasn't going back until the game was over...

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#29 RShack

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Posted 03 June 2016 - 10:10 AM

"We've arranged for RShack's Canadian cousin to sit next to you tonight. Enjoy the game, eh. BTW, did someone stuff him in a locker last night? He seemed to abruptly disappear after setting us straight on Machado's clearly legal slide."

He's making friends all over the internets!

Not surprisingly, it's going right over your head...

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#30 Mike in STL

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Posted 03 June 2016 - 01:44 PM

I told you guys that in the game thread

They had BABIP (their Death character) scythe me as a sacrifice to the baseball gods, right before the double that set off Ubaldo's meltdown... then, after the O's came back and scored umpteen runs, they wanted BABIP to let me back in so he could scythe me again... they had run out of luck and had no other O's fans there for BABIP to sacrifice...

They were unlikely to let me back during the game... but if they did, I wasn't going back until the game was over...

Cool story.

No one cares.

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#31 Pedro Cerrano

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Posted 14 June 2016 - 09:14 PM

A few more good ones tonight:

"We're winning this game off Britton. He walks in the winning run."

"How does his name even get scope anyway? Fuck you dude"

"Oh just fuck off and die. I'm out of here, enjoy the rest of your night"

"3-5 against these turds. Irritating."

"

The Sox paid him that money to be just good enough to not win, right?"

"We just have a hard time against this team and irs maddening." (this is by a poster named Joe Shlabotnik, who very much dislikes the good guys -- I believe he lives in the area and is likely one of the vermin that infests our Yard 9 times a year. I especially enjoy his misery)

"It's not "scope" lke the mouthwash, it's Schoop.

He's from Curacao.

He's a good hitter." (This was by an O's fan)

Response:

"We're very pro-Leeward around SoSH, but don't poke the bear late in a frustrating game."

SOSHer takes a shot at making an Os lineup:

"I think mine is Schoop, Machado, Davis, Trumbo, Jones, Wieters, Reimold, Rickard, Flaherty."

"the come back begins"

(nahhhh)

"Too much information" (in response to Shack rambling on about AJ hitting leadoff -- clearly the SOSH fans care lol)

"Good, burn out your closer in the first game Buck."

(this is especially funny considering their closer pitched in a losing effort tonight -- man, these people are SUCH great baseball minds and they're SO funny!)

"Britton is pretty great, huh."

(yea, he is)

Then a bunch of posts about how Ortiz sucks lately lol

"HANLEY!" (lol)

"OK, here we go. I, for one, am not totally devoid of hope."

(you should be, Zach is on the mound)

"How does he get that much movement on a 97 mph pitch? That's impossible."

(isn't it delightful???)

"Sounds like Camden North."

(this post actually gave me an erection)

"We're a good team. I think the Orioles are just a tad bit better. Hope DD can make some good deadline moves."

(this post made me climax)