The guy that had playoff seats in front of me last year had a 2014 AL East Champions hat and left the tag on. Both games he showed up late with a massive plate of food and would wear what I can only describe as a size too small pair of dress pants from the 1980s. One time my buddy noticed that he was looking on his phone scrolling through picture after picture of different women in bikinis and lingerie. This was during the game. Odd cat. Hope he doesn't post here.
That's what you get for looking over my shoulder.