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#61 Icterus galbula

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 06:35 PM


Damn dude, that's awesome. She wants it.

She totally flirts with me (much more than a regular bartender) but also hooks other people up with deals, and has a boyfriend of some years now. I don't know what to think.

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 07:03 PM

10 beers yesterday (very conservative estimate), a monster bacon wrapped hot dog at a baseball game, late night drunken munches of both curly and straight freedom fries while watching The Walking Dead marathon and this guy was in the gym by 9:30 this morning.

Now it's pretty much rinse/repeat tonight.

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 11:48 PM

Yeah son.
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Posted 06 July 2013 - 11:55 PM

Hammertimed... yessum
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Posted 10 July 2013 - 02:00 PM

She totally flirts with me (much more than a regular bartender) but also hooks other people up with deals, and has a boyfriend of some years now. I don't know what to think.


Can you imagine Spence flirting with the female customers while he bartends? I can't
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Posted 07 September 2013 - 11:14 PM

It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.
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Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:57 AM

It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.


Boats n Hoes. Boats n Hoes. Gotta have me my boats n hoes.


2 New Belguim Pumpkick's
3 whiskey sours
2 old fashioned's
Currently on my 2nd White Russian

Combine all that with a belly 80% full of Lucille's bbq and I can drink a ton more tonight.

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 10:31 PM

Chip: [to Ricky Bobby] Are you just going to let your sons talk to their grandfather like this? Ricky Bobby: Hell yes I am! They are winners! That is how winners talk! Carley Bobby: If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!
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Posted 14 September 2013 - 10:39 PM

Chip: [to Ricky Bobby] Are you just going to let your sons talk to their grandfather like this?
Ricky Bobby: Hell yes I am! They are winners! That is how winners talk!
Carley Bobby: If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!

 

I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!


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Posted 29 September 2013 - 01:37 AM

I don't know where the night went, but that 12 pack of Molson is on its last leg. Or last bottle.  I suppose that is more accurate.


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Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:42 AM

10:30 softball games do me no favors on Tuesday mornings.
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Posted 02 November 2013 - 08:23 PM

Here's the deal. I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
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Posted 02 November 2013 - 08:30 PM

Here's the deal. I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.



Yeah... Not so much here... But, I'm hammered. So cheers.
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Posted 02 November 2013 - 08:42 PM

Here's the deal. I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Yeah... Not so much here... But, I'm hammered. So cheers.
You are excellent.
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Posted 02 November 2013 - 10:22 PM

Donnie D's on the back up Drug free, so put the crack up No need for speed I'm the anti D R U G G I E

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Posted 03 November 2013 - 01:57 AM

Woooooooooooo


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#77 McNulty

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Posted 12 December 2013 - 03:51 AM

You know that drunk after bieng sick for a while?  totally killing it right now.  Housing this meatball sub like hasshelhoff did.  don't hassel my hoff.

 

Ricker your mother tastes like swiss cheese.  i have not yet begun to defile myself.

 

Have you ever noticed other languagues cuss so much cooler than we do?  I heard a british guy say dozy cu#( earlier otnight, that's goddamn brilliant.


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Posted 12 December 2013 - 03:52 AM

also i'm so pathetic that i'm drunk following people on twitter.  don't judge me.

 

Eat a bag you stunod.


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Posted 22 December 2013 - 09:56 AM

I'll neither confirm nor deny the heinous allegations of my being drunk by 9 AM on a Sunday morning. Get bent.


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Posted 31 December 2013 - 10:37 PM

Happy New Year.
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