Name the funny ones, good ones, crappy ones, etc etc.
My worst job was probably Hollywood Video in Beltway Plaza during my years in College Park. The amount of stoned people that would come in on a Friday night asking to rent a video that just came out in the theaters was mind blowing. "Do you all got 'Snow Dogs' starring Cuba Gooding, Jr.?" "uh no, but you can go next store to the movie theater to watch it."
<blank stare>
"ok"
I delivered pizzas for a local pizza shop during the summer between college graduation and first year of law school (note to anyone considering law school: take a year or two off and work, trust me). Anyway, my first day this car dealership orders some sort of pasta dish and, being a greasy pizza joint, the bowl gets overloaded with grease and sauce, so much that it's spilling all over the place. I walk into the dealership and, since it's nice and clean in there, I have nowhere to go with this mess of food except into the bathroom lol. So I go in and clean off the bowl while setting the bag of food on the CHILD KOALA CARE STATION. I leave the bathroom and the guy is standing there. "Did you just bring my food into the bathroom with you?"
"Uh yea...."
"please go back to the restaurant and get me another one."
I worked at Safeway in high school, decent gig, not a lot of manager oversight. Being in the union always ensured constant raises.
Best job, though, was one summer working grounds crew at a golf course. It sucked starting at 6 am, but after the morning work (cutting the grass, watering) once the members took the course, we'd spend roughly 3/4 of the day f'ing around, racing golf carts or finding some trees to park the carts under and take a nap. Unreal job.