Hey kid, get yourself together
Chen is throwing darts and the O’s are flashing leather
He’s gonna make you beat your balls tonight into the ground
You’re going to see electric curves and sinkers digging down
Oh Cano and Teixeira have you seen them yet?
Yeah but they just struck out
Ch-Ch-Ch Chenny and the Birds
Oh he deals and he fields and he’s wonderful
Chenny he’s a real machine
His pitches baffle bats, he’s got a glove to match
I saw it on my HDTV Scree-eeen oh-oh
Ch-Ch-Ch Chenny and the Birds
Hey dude, don’t you know it’s hopeless?
A savvy southpaw slinger with a sink that’s tough to cope with
I think you might just want to take your lumps and move along
No matter how hard you try it’s just the same old song
Oh Papi and Pedroia have you seen them yet?
Yeah but they just struck out
Ch-Ch-Ch Chenny and the Birds
Oh he deals and he fields and he’s wonderful
Chenny he’s a real machine
His pitches baffle bats, he’s got a glove to match
I saw it on my HDTV Scree-eeen oh-oh
Ch-Ch-Ch Chenny and the Birds
Oh Zobrist and Longo have you seen them yet?
Yeah but they just struck out
Ch-Ch-Ch Chenny and the Birds
Oh he deals and he fields and he’s wonderful
Chenny he’s a real machine
His pitches baffle bats, he’s got a glove to match
I saw it on my HDTV Scree-eeen oh-oh
Ch-Ch-Ch Chenny and the Birds
Chenny…Chenny and the Birds
Chenny…Chenny…Chenny, Chenny and the Birds