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[DJ MC]

That was an awesome start. No one can make fun of the fact that everyone thinks he sucks like Seth MacFarlane can.

[DJ MC]

His Rhianna/Chris Brown joke was great, and so was his dig at Mel Gibson.

"Oh, so you're on his side."

[SportsGuy]

His Rhianna/Chris Brown joke was great, and so was his dig at Mel Gibson.

The boobs song had Family Guy written all over it.

[SportsGuy]

@SportsTaxMan: #IRS will get a share. 2013 #Oscars Gift Bags Have $45K Worth of Loot Inside: Here's What the Stars Get http://t.co/MhvZusdzVE via @The_Stir

@SportsTaxMan: The value of the 2013 #Oscars Goodie Bags is approx $20,000 less than last years. The most expensive item is a $12,000 trip to Australia.

[SportsGuy]

The line about the Avengers was great.

[DJ MC]

@SportsTaxMan: #IRS will get a share. 2013 #Oscars Gift Bags Have $45K Worth of Loot Inside: Here's What the Stars Get http://t.co/MhvZusdzVE via @The_Stir

@SportsTaxMan: The value of the 2013 #Oscars Goodie Bags is approx $20,000 less than last years. The most expensive item is a $12,000 trip to Australia.

God. It's not even worth picking up this year. Ugh!

[SportsGuy]

Damn..wouldn't let that guy finish thanking people. Lol

[SportsGuy]

The actors and actresses are the first ones crying about the poor people and things like that....I really hope they all donate their gift bags to important causes.

[DJ MC]

Damn..wouldn't let that guy finish thanking people. Lol

Using the Jaws theme was a nice touch. Not a fan of actually cutting off the damn mic, though.

[SportsGuy]

The Iron Sheik is so great:

@the_ironsheik: Life of Pi man who win Oscar look like Greg the hammer valentine. F*** Hulk Hogan

[SportsGuy]

Using the Jaws theme was a nice touch. Not a fan of actually cutting off the damn mic, though.

Yea...I get why they do it though..show would go on forever.

[DJ MC]

Yea...I get why they do it though..show would go on forever.

Sure, but really, if you don't go into this expecting for it to go on until sometime Tuesday afternoon, you haven't watched enough

[SportsGuy]

@HowardStern: And they say I'm mean. That jaws music was brutal.

[DJ MC]

Adele heard that performance of "Goldfinger" and said, "Oh, crap."

[SportsGuy]

The actor who really got into Lincoln's head was John Wilkes Booth.

F'ing hysterical!

[Icterus galbula]

I laughed at both the John Wilkes Booth joke and he awkward silence.

[DJ MC]

The actor who really got into Lincoln's head was John Wilkes Booth.

F'ing hysterical!

I'm stunned enough people there knew enough history to understand the joke enough to boo.

[SportsGuy]

@adbrandt: RT @piersmorgan: Amused by Twitter indignation to @SethMacFarlane cracking bad taste jokes. He created Family Guy, not Glee. #Oscars

Seriously? People are so uptight!

I didn't know Sasha Baren Cohen was in Les Mis...how could you ever take him seriously?

[DJ MC]

I completely forgot that Chicago won Best Picture. That wasn't by accident.

[DJ MC]

So if the Les Miserables cast were lipsyncing tonight, how high would that fall on the irony scale?