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#81 Mashed Potatoes

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Posted 15 June 2025 - 03:17 PM

No Angels in this
Outfield. Just Oriole birds
F'ing their sh*t up
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Posted 15 June 2025 - 03:24 PM

No Angels in this
Outfield. Just Oriole birds
F'ing their sh*t up


Sir this is far too vulgar for a proper haiku

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"Now OPS sucks.  Got it."

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Posted 15 June 2025 - 06:24 PM

Sir this is far too vulgar for a proper haiku


There are no haiku rules on Father's Day
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#84 Pedro Cerrano

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Posted 15 June 2025 - 07:33 PM

There are no haiku rules on Father's Day


Fair. Fair.

There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note

"Now OPS sucks.  Got it."

"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."

"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty

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#85 BobPhelan

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Posted 15 June 2025 - 07:51 PM

Red Sox sweep the Yanks
Promptly trade their best player
Happy Father’s Day

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Posted 16 June 2025 - 09:42 PM

Ugh the rays again
Playing them is annoying
I’m sorta jealous

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"Now OPS sucks.  Got it."

"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."

"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty

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Posted 17 June 2025 - 12:02 PM

Enjoyed the recent wins, but it looks like I'm back to waiting on Ravens pre season.  :wacko:



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Posted 17 June 2025 - 09:38 PM

6/17/25

I want one more win
In Tampa; split the series
I won’t be greedy
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"Now OPS sucks.  Got it."

"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."

"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty

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Posted 19 June 2025 - 09:58 PM

6/19/25

Wanted 3 of 4
Won’t dwell on it, headed north
Weekend in the Bronx

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"Now OPS sucks.  Got it."

"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."

"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty

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Posted 19 June 2025 - 10:10 PM

6/19/25

They're 10 games under,
But that's 8 less than 18.
Get to .500.

#91 Mashed Potatoes

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Posted 20 June 2025 - 05:07 AM

Charlie Morton Ace
The Mansolino Effect
Cowser Hits Dingers
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Posted 20 June 2025 - 09:29 AM

One game at a time
Don't think about tomorrow
Focus on today

#93 Pedro Cerrano

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Posted 20 June 2025 - 11:19 PM

Winning in the Bronx
Better than an orgasm?
It’s one in the same
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"Now OPS sucks.  Got it."

"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."

"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty

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Posted 21 June 2025 - 05:58 PM

Lost to the Yankees
At least we managed one hit
God freaking damn it
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"Now OPS sucks.  Got it."

"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."

"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty

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#95 Pedro Cerrano

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Posted 23 June 2025 - 09:02 PM

8/23

Eight shut out innings
It wasn’t Jim Palmer, but
He was in the house

There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note

"Now OPS sucks.  Got it."

"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."

"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty

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Posted 09 July 2025 - 11:32 AM

8/23

Eight shut out innings
It wasn’t Jim Palmer, but
He was in the house

 

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