
Daily Orioles Haiku
#61
Posted 30 May 2025 - 06:23 PM
There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note
"Now OPS sucks. Got it."
"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."
"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty
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#62
Posted 31 May 2025 - 12:22 AM
McNulty is a MASTER OF POETRY
Disqualified. Not 5-7-5.
#63
Posted 31 May 2025 - 10:04 AM
This thread exists why
Because the team really sucks
When does football start
#64
Posted 31 May 2025 - 06:49 PM
I am wondering
Can we play the Sox daily?
I don’t mean Boston
There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note
"Now OPS sucks. Got it."
"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."
"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty
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#65
Posted 01 June 2025 - 03:00 PM
Yet despite the sweep
Kjerstad being on the squad
Makes Nickle angry
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There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note
"Now OPS sucks. Got it."
"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."
"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty
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#66
Posted 01 June 2025 - 05:32 PM
No matter how bad
There is always someone worse
(Unless there isn't)
#67
Posted 03 June 2025 - 11:36 PM
Pacific Northwest
Boy, thank God for Sugano
Don’t let them get hot
There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note
"Now OPS sucks. Got it."
"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."
"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty
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#68
Posted 04 June 2025 - 11:33 PM
The first thing we do
Pass Boston in the standings
One day at a time
There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note
"Now OPS sucks. Got it."
"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."
"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty
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#69
Posted 05 June 2025 - 05:05 PM
Adley heating up
Good ol’ Pedro Cerrano
May delete some posts
- You Play to Win the Game and BobPhelan like this
There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note
"Now OPS sucks. Got it."
"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."
"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty
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#70
Posted 06 June 2025 - 05:22 AM
the O's actually good?
Don't get your hopes up.
#71
Posted 06 June 2025 - 11:34 AM
Will not allow hope
This could be an illusion
Yet still, one wonders.
#72
Posted 07 June 2025 - 12:07 AM
Kjerstad cannot hit
He also can’t play the field
Maybe sell popcorn?
- BSLSteveBirrer likes this
There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note
"Now OPS sucks. Got it."
"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."
"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty
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#73
Posted 08 June 2025 - 10:08 AM
Yesterdays haiku
Is being written today
Did gummy last night
- You Play to Win the Game likes this
There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note
"Now OPS sucks. Got it."
"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."
"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty
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#74
Posted 08 June 2025 - 11:43 AM
Much maligned Cowser
Looks like the best player here
Never doubt again.
#75
Posted 09 June 2025 - 05:00 PM
Sac Town or Oakland
Still can’t beat the Athletics
Wash rinse and repeat
There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note
"Now OPS sucks. Got it."
"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."
"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty
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#76
Posted 10 June 2025 - 08:15 PM
The six game win streak
It seems like ages ago
Just can’t beat Detroit
There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note
"Now OPS sucks. Got it."
"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."
"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty
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#77
Posted 12 June 2025 - 08:07 PM
He’s Tarik Skubal
After facing our “offense”?
Sub 2 ERA
There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note
"Now OPS sucks. Got it."
"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."
"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty
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#78
Posted 13 June 2025 - 12:49 PM
On his rehab stint
TON is still sitting out games
Worthless, Hopeless, Waste
#79
Posted 13 June 2025 - 10:50 PM
Uncle Charlie dealt
Mix in two well timed homers
Get yourself a win
There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note
"Now OPS sucks. Got it."
"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."
"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty
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#80
Posted 15 June 2025 - 03:15 PM
Swept the damn Halos
This week will tell us something
AL east road trip
There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note
"Now OPS sucks. Got it."
"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."
"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty
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