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#1 Pedro Cerrano

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Posted 10 May 2025 - 09:49 PM

5/10/25

Let’s watch this ball game!
Please, sir, gouge my eyeballs out!
Gibson the pitcher
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There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note

"Now OPS sucks.  Got it."

"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."

"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty

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#2 Slidemaster

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Posted 10 May 2025 - 09:54 PM

5/10/25

Adley at the bat
This is it, his time to shine
Hopes die with popups.

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Posted 10 May 2025 - 09:56 PM

5/10/25

 

Birdsong fades to sighs

Elias still holds the reins

Same hands guide the fall



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Posted 11 May 2025 - 05:45 AM

Starting pitching sucks,
Hitting sucks, and there is no
Cavalry coming
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#5 Mashed Potatoes

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Posted 11 May 2025 - 05:50 AM

His name should start with
an L and it bothers me.
Cionel Perez
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Posted 11 May 2025 - 06:55 AM

"Hope springs eternal?"
Hitters will have none of that.
Once more three or less.
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#7 Pedro Cerrano

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Posted 11 May 2025 - 05:54 PM

5/11/25

Eflin has returned
Adley gets a fun “triple”
Happy Mother’s Day
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There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note

"Now OPS sucks.  Got it."

"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."

"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty

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#8 Slidemaster

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Posted 11 May 2025 - 06:12 PM

5/11/25

Got a series win
Pigs shall fly, snowballs in hell.
It's the Twilight Zone

#9 You Play to Win the Game

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Posted 11 May 2025 - 06:21 PM

5/11/25

O’s take the series—
Maybe hope still fills the air?
Come home, sweep the Twins.

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Posted 11 May 2025 - 07:00 PM

5/11/25

 

I've been here before

False hope that ends with despair

Will this be the time?



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Posted 12 May 2025 - 07:35 AM

5/12/25

Hope springs eternal
Adley came through with two hits
Properly bended knee

 

6 syllables in your last line. Disqualified.


I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

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Posted 12 May 2025 - 07:37 AM

5/12/25

 

When you score seven

You will win much more than lose

Can they do that more


I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

#13 Slidemaster

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Posted 12 May 2025 - 07:52 AM

5/12/25

How odd. It seems that
The team that scores more runs wins.
Somebody tell Hyde.

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Posted 12 May 2025 - 07:54 AM

6 syllables in your last line. Disqualified.

Dammit.

I deleted it
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#15 russsnyder

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Posted 12 May 2025 - 07:56 AM

5/12/25 (Revised)

Hope springs eternal

Adley came through with two hits

Properly bent knee
<p>"F IT!, Let's hit." Ted Williams

#16 BSLSteveBirrer

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Posted 12 May 2025 - 09:53 AM

20 years ago I might have posted something like this:

 

This thread is so gay

Can't believe I am posting

Weird baseball forums

 

But since its not PC I won't


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#17 Slidemaster

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Posted 12 May 2025 - 09:54 AM

20 years ago I might have posted something like this:

This thread is so gay
Can't believe I am posting
Weird baseball forums

But since its not PC I won't


Calling things "gay" immediately identifies someone as a boomer.
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Posted 12 May 2025 - 09:59 AM

Calling things "gay" immediately identifies someone as a boomer.

Guilty


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#19 russsnyder

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Posted 12 May 2025 - 02:37 PM

Calling things "gay" immediately identifies someone as a boomer.


Or a millennial.
<p>"F IT!, Let's hit." Ted Williams

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Posted 12 May 2025 - 02:38 PM

20 years ago I might have posted something like this:

This thread is so gay
Can't believe I am posting
Weird baseball forums

But since its not PC I won't


I'm glad you caught yourself!
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