
Daily Orioles Haiku
#1
Posted 10 May 2025 - 09:49 PM
Let’s watch this ball game!
Please, sir, gouge my eyeballs out!
Gibson the pitcher
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There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note
"Now OPS sucks. Got it."
"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."
"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty
@bopper33
#2
Posted 10 May 2025 - 09:54 PM
Adley at the bat
This is it, his time to shine
Hopes die with popups.
#3
Posted 10 May 2025 - 09:56 PM
5/10/25
Birdsong fades to sighs
Elias still holds the reins
Same hands guide the fall
#4
Posted 11 May 2025 - 05:45 AM
Hitting sucks, and there is no
Cavalry coming
#5
Posted 11 May 2025 - 05:50 AM
an L and it bothers me.
Cionel Perez
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#6
Posted 11 May 2025 - 06:55 AM
Hitters will have none of that.
Once more three or less.
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#7
Posted 11 May 2025 - 05:54 PM
Eflin has returned
Adley gets a fun “triple”
Happy Mother’s Day
- Mashed Potatoes likes this
There is baseball, and occasionally there are other things of note
"Now OPS sucks. Got it."
"Making his own olive brine is peak Mackus."
"I'm too hungover to watch a loss." - McNulty
@bopper33
#8
Posted 11 May 2025 - 06:12 PM
Got a series win
Pigs shall fly, snowballs in hell.
It's the Twilight Zone
#9
Posted 11 May 2025 - 06:21 PM
O’s take the series—
Maybe hope still fills the air?
Come home, sweep the Twins.
#10
Posted 11 May 2025 - 07:00 PM
5/11/25
I've been here before
False hope that ends with despair
Will this be the time?
#11
Posted 12 May 2025 - 07:35 AM
5/12/25
Hope springs eternal
Adley came through with two hits
Properly bended knee
6 syllables in your last line. Disqualified.
#12
Posted 12 May 2025 - 07:37 AM
5/12/25
When you score seven
You will win much more than lose
Can they do that more
#13
Posted 12 May 2025 - 07:52 AM
How odd. It seems that
The team that scores more runs wins.
Somebody tell Hyde.
#14
Posted 12 May 2025 - 07:54 AM
Dammit.6 syllables in your last line. Disqualified.
I deleted it
#15
Posted 12 May 2025 - 07:56 AM
Hope springs eternal
Adley came through with two hits
Properly bent knee
#16
Posted 12 May 2025 - 09:53 AM
20 years ago I might have posted something like this:
This thread is so gay
Can't believe I am posting
Weird baseball forums
But since its not PC I won't
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#17
Posted 12 May 2025 - 09:54 AM
20 years ago I might have posted something like this:
This thread is so gay
Can't believe I am posting
Weird baseball forums
But since its not PC I won't
Calling things "gay" immediately identifies someone as a boomer.
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#18
Posted 12 May 2025 - 09:59 AM
Calling things "gay" immediately identifies someone as a boomer.
Guilty
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#19
Posted 12 May 2025 - 02:37 PM
Calling things "gay" immediately identifies someone as a boomer.
Or a millennial.
#20
Posted 12 May 2025 - 02:38 PM
20 years ago I might have posted something like this:
This thread is so gay
Can't believe I am posting
Weird baseball forums
But since its not PC I won't
I'm glad you caught yourself!
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